The Cone of Silence

Cone of Silence: The Staunton Virginia Chapter

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Gas lines in Staunton…
C-ville too…
Youngkin “wins” the primary…
Shock poll: Amanda Chase jumps to lead in VA GOP gov. primary race…
Threatening to run as an independent…
Coronabros gonna coronabros…
Northam lets Virginian’s do bar seating again…
COS Exclusive: Augusta county to make pronoun usage education requirement for teachers…
VDOE moves to eliminate advanced math because of hoowhite soopremecy…
Sherwood Morons: Staunton neighborhood celebrates year of being smooth brained idiots…
McAuliffe with commanding primary lead among Virginia dems…
Amanda Chase leads Virginia GOP…
Sample? Dem +15…
Laughing bird Pho in Staunton raising the hell outta them goal posts…
Now approved, “properly” designed masks required…
Neck gaiters too
rebellious…
These people own Pufferbellies and Split Bananna as well…

Laughing Bird Pho spearheading the ministry of Coof…

Virginia legalizes recreational marijuana use…
Virginia poised to ban facial recognition software for police…
I repeat…we DO NOT back the blue…
Morons getting together at the Augusta County courthouse…
Virginia’s bluest counties are bleeding THOUSANDS of voters according to registration data…
Where are Ralph Northam’s approval ratings? Nothing since last fall…
Gas prices in the area take a break to get a runnin’ start…
Good news for internet in rural communities…
Want VDH to track you on your phone? Didn’t think so…
Waynesboro is a shithole…
Staunton libs STLL in quarantine?…
Coof death graphs in Virginia look really odd…
CDC kingdom will allow us to gather without masks IF we take their experimental vaccine…
Virginia case numbers continue tanking…
Newsleader bitches about returning to normalcy as they oppose normalcy…
The News Virginia takes on the big issues…
Arabic classes at Stuarts Draft elementary, because we all need those to earn money…
Augusta county schools going back full force…
Reverse school board name change? Nah, get wrecked commoners…
Patrick Hite chides football fans for not wearing coof masks at game…
In Virginia, cases plummeting but death’s skyrocketing?…
Virginia and North Carolina are in Fauci’s crosshairs…
Bluefield College: Entire team suspended and game forfeited for kneeling during anthem…
Medical marijuana in Staunton?
Real estate inventory at an all-time low in Staunton/Augusta…
TRANSLATION: City of Staunton gouges the hell out of you for water/utilities, then provides “relief” so they can be the good guy..
Northam set to loosen the noose on Covid restrictions in VA…
During an election year…
The jail is over-crowded, and it’s white people’s fault…
Staunton-Augusta black history museum?…
Pete Snyder running for Virginia GOV almost entirely on opening schools…
More evidence Trump actually won Virginia…
Reparations at UVA…
Ministry of Coof: Staunton VHD “visiting” local churches…
Staunton Dems whining about Mayor Oakes legal bills after YEARS of paying Doug Guynn to go after family over a yard fence…
Preparations beginning for November 2021…
In-person school for Staunton kids? Nah…
Virginia gettin’ some o that unity and coof healing…
It’s a Joe Biden miracle in Virginia folks!…
Pat Hunt is white. And and idiot…
Augusta county > Staunton on Covid policy…
Virginia house and senate approve weed legalization for adult use…
Gunshots in Waynesboro…
Sunday, February 7th: 2949 coof cases, and only 5 deaths…
It’s a Northam miracle: Back to school!…
C’mon guys! Impact of Coof on kids isn’t necessarily bad!…
GET AFRAID: UK Coof in northwest Virginia…
Virginia democrat’s war against small business continues…
Restaurants hurting? Shut ’em down…
Staunton restaurants getting raked over the coals by democrat policies…
Jennifer Carroll Foy jumps into the VA gov race…
Supports extending school through summer…
Virginia tax-payer money for illegal aliens to go to community college? Come on down…
Missing person, Verona…
Virginia to become first state to enact permanent – PERMANENT – C19 workplace “safety standards”…
Meanwhile, Virginia cases in freefall…
“Flatten the curve. Flatten the curve. Flatten the curve…
VDH: “Stay in your damn bubble, citizen…”
Northam: Restrictions stay…
Segregationist Harry F. Byrd’s statue – a prominent DEMOCRAT – to be removed. Once more, he was a DEMOCRAT segregationist. Segregation and the democrat party were like peanut butter & jelly…
“Open the freaking schools” Irate parent slams Virginia school board…
Andrea Oakes getting flack from the hypocritical Staunton thought police…
Riots are “the language of the unheard” unless it’s MAGA doing the rioting…
Waynesboro-Staunton added 800 jobs in 2020. #ThanksToOrangeMan…
Wanna hike the Appalachian Trail? You can’t because, Covid stuff…
January 26th: 6172 cases in Virginia. THREE deaths. Three…
Super-duper extra scary UK coof found in Virginia…
Virginia ranked dead last for Covid vaccines administered…
Biden BEGINS presidency will sub-50 percent approval rating (48)…
Women, -2%, and whites -8%…
Mail-in ballot fraud – huge court win – in Virginia, but hey, we’ll get ’em next time…
RIDICULOUS: Allegheny County Virginia DA charges couple – whose two year old son accidently shot himself – with murder…
Ann Gardner, appointed by Bob McDonnell, reputation for being hard on gun laws…
Covid who? The reopening list…
January 24th, 2021: 3792 Covid cases, ZERO deaths…
“We’re white” Virginia newspaper faces backlash…
One positive Covid case in Staunton city schools in four days. IF testing is accurate…
Inauguration YouTube feedback is BRUTAL…
YouTube is removing dislikes from Jen Psaki and inauguration video…
In case YouTube takes it down…
Stay classy, Staunton…
Back to normal…
Augusta health: 65 and older can get vaxed…
Total deaths in Staunton tied to Covid? 49…
Augusta county? 43. Those are totals. As in, ever…
Even Virginia Tech students see Twitter’s double standard…
Remember, kids, the vaccine is not enough. It’s just one more notch in a permanent list…
Covid snitch-line for Waynesboro & Staunton, courtesy of the Newsleader…
Your local news, gushing over the elites and the ruling class…
Trump added 562 votes to his Staunton total from 2016 to 2020…
Added 4551 in Augusta County…
Today’s edition of “Presidents who love war”…
VA getting throttled by WV in the “percentage vaccinated” category…
Your odds of getting C19 in the city of Staunton: 0.001%…
Augusta County: 1.1 deaths per day, per 100,000 people…
Virginia hospital bed occupation at dead, clean, normal levels…
Who are probably dying of something else…
HYSTERIA: Newsleader calls 21 Covid deaths “unimaginable calamity”…
Dems, local and otherwise, still not happy…
Always miserable, never happy…
More triggering from local business upside down flag…
Virginia Tech researchers taking on the big issues…
Aldi paying employees, to take C19 vaccine?…
Virginia democrat state senator Chap Petersen says return to in-person learning, “death of 99 year olds not worth it.”…
News Virginia loving on Bernie Sanders…
Staunton mayor is a patriot. Refuses to denounce capitol protestors…
Staunton business flying flag upside down for Biden inauguration…
Stabbing in Waynesboro…
The city of Staunton, your own personal babysitter…
The vaccine is safe, we promise…
FEAR THE VIRUS, Staunton C19 deaths? 49…
You have 0.002% chance of dying of Covid in Staunton…
Augusta county? 42 deaths, or 5.558 to the negative fourth power chance of dying…
But hey, GET AFRAID…
Covid-19 in Staunton, in NURSING HOMES…
Maybe 4 people rally against Ben Cline in Staunton…
Resign, for what?…
Disavowed violence…
Sign the (hilarious) petition…
Staunton gave more votes to Mark Warner than Joe Biden in 2020…
UNREADABLE: Staunton Newsleader home page pouring on the ads…
Ben Cline within a couple percentage points of Betts…
Former Staunton farmer’s market treasurer indicted…
Staunton city attorney resigns…

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The Ministry of Coof: Staunton VDH “visiting” local churches…

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